drunk enough to cry. i worry to much. :(
Anonymous asked: Uhh, I had no idea you had a big brother. I thought you just had a sister? (Ps: this is Col)
my big brother is in town.
i may talk a lot of shit, but goddamnit, it put the biggest smile on my face. he’s just in time to help us move!
dear giant moth trapped in my car,
AAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGHHGGGGGGGGHGGGHGGHHHHHGHGHHHHHHH GET OUT.
in an effort to finally truly quit smoking on july 1st, i ask you: if you had an extra couple hundred dollars a month, what would you spend it on? c’mon! inspire me! (i will not reveal the true amount of $$ i spend on smokes because it is fucking disgusting and makes me a little ill when i think about it) so?
getting the key to our new place today.
and i cant wait. it’s so huge and sunny. and after having fucking 7 foot ceilings and 1 window (albeit a very large window) for the last 2 years, i’m jist about to loose it. hardwood floors, original chandeliers & light fixtures, original oven & range (SO CUTE), fireplace, built in bookshelves, back deck with privacy fence.. and a bedroom. we haven’t had a proper bedroom...
hate to sound like a tuff bitch,
but if you come between me & mines, in any way, i will fucking destroy you. i will make your life not worth living. i will break you down, eat you up & spit you out. you will be sorry for the rest of your pathetic little existence. nothing is more important to me than my family, both blood & the extended family i have cobbled together. you will fucking wish you were never born.
so many cosmos last night. what the hell. everyone stop talking so loud.
argentinians have the sexiest accents.
the two most wonderous, beautiful words in the...
Gross.... black light tattoos on my dashboard
visualamor: especially on the fingers? I’ve seen these things start to turn a light brown. You think putting ink into your body is already bad enough, but glowing ink now? i love following this guy.. 90% of his posts take me back to working the counter at electric, trying so hard not to bang my head on the wall while people try to explain the intricacies of their new MONSTER ENERGY DRINK...
there’s nothing sadder than a truly gorgeous girl with a great big fuckin’ scar where someone ripped her eyebrow ring out. same goes for really really fat girls who get teeny tiny tattoos.
i want to start printing photographs on t-shirts. someone point me in the right direction?
got off work early went & applied for a second part time job sitting at home now, hoping our landlord comes by to show us this apartment i’ve been in love with since i was 18. c’mon c’mon. gunna watch a little twin peaks before the man gets home, and i’ve got a bag full of day-old bread butts.. might try and convince him to go down to grimy ass nasty hood ass central...
i want to print photos of mine onto really really soft slouchy t-shirts. drrrr. masterchef is on.
joshua talks to children like they’re grownups. it’s hilariously weird.
as i get older, i am certainly getting better at this gritting-my-teeth-holding-my-head-high-smiling-like-an-idiot-and-powering-through-shit-i-don’t-want-to-do thing. not only out of necessity, but also because it makes me less selfish and shitty. but goddamnit. goddamnit, i want to call into work with some bullshit excuse and blow it off and stay home all night or go out to the bar at 4pm...
thanks, period, for starting right before my weekend. in the middle of Friday lunch rush. so awesome. and I still have close to 11 hours left in my workday. yeeea. fuck.
“like pubes through the hourglass” - my boss
thanks for the follow, email@example.com. very fucking funny.
what got in the water that suddenly made belly dancing so popular?
my walk to work is so lovely.. Holliday park, the capital grounds, downtown alleys.. this week i have walked to work more than i’ve driven. 5 stars, allison!
ASK/TELL..SUMMER EDITION! →
just one little hour on the beach with my man, my dogs, some lukewarm beer & a camera but enough people, even at a distance, that i opted not to take my top off which is what i really wanted cold water, sand, sun on bare skin but that’s ok. (& it’s even ok that not a week ago, there was a dead body in the very same lake. i even opened my eyes underwater) no cellphone, no...
i am my father's daughter.
i’m itchin’ for 5 o’clock to roll in.. gunna pack up the dogs, some beers, a gallon of sunscreen and an old book and go get out on the lake. joshua might even bring his fishin’ rod! i just wanna lounge with my feet in the water. is there anything i love more than summer?